Ma 2024 április 20. Tivadar napja van. Holnap Konrád napja lesz.
629b4458e997ec8b37614af42ac490f7.jpg

Csak a Pöttyös az igazi!

Flag

Szöveg méret

Még nincs értékelve

Vasárnap este, olyan tizenegy, fél tizenkettő magasságában kedvem szottyant némi hamisítatlan Hungaricum, Túró Rudi elpusztítására. Ez a máskülönben hétköznapi fogyasztási cikk, amelyet oly sokan kedvelnek, minden magára valamit is adó élelmiszerboltban megtalálható. Kivéve persze vasárnap este.

A boltok természetesen zárva, maradnak hát az éjjel-nappali fosztogatók. Nem számít, ez most igazi vészhelyzet volt, a gyomrom egyre nagyobb korgások közepette adta a tudomásomra: Rudolfot akar. Gond azonban egy szál se, annyi hely van a közelben, hogy csak na! És hát, ha valamit biztosan tartanak, az a Túró Rudi.
Az első lehetőség máris ott virított a túloldalon, a mozi mellett. Beslattyogtam, kerestem a hűtőpultot, ám azon néhány darab kefiren és egy óriási halom citromos joghurton kívül nem láttam semmit. Reménykedve fordultam az eladó lány felé, ám ő kegyetlenül lelombozott: a Túró Rudi sajnos már előző nap elfogyott, de viszont van helyette joghurt. Citromos joghurt.
Elgondolkodtam, vajon akarok-e én citromos joghurtot a Rudi helyett, és megállapítottam, hogy nem. Persze azért furcsa volt, hogy miért van a boltnak szüksége ilyen mérhetetlen mennyiségű citromos joghurtra, és miért nincs annyi Túró Rudi, hogy az kitartson szó szerint a hét végéig, de aztán rájöttem, hogy különösebben nem is érdekel a téma. Az én nagy korgó problémámra nem nyújt megoldást ez a válasz.
Ekkorra már szabályosan éhes voltam, hajtottak az ösztönök a Túró Rudi után, ezek meg kenjék a hajukra a sok-sok citromos joghurtjukat! Máris indultam tovább, a következő célpont alig két saroknyira volt, ott biztosan lesz!
Aztán mikor beléptem, hiú reményeim egy pillanat alatt szertefoszlottak. Nem volt ott semmi, csak csipsz meg kóla, nápolyi meg Kinder tojás, csoki meg keksz. Az előző bolttól eltérően itt reményem sem volt, mégis rákérdeztem.
- Túró Rudi? Itt?! Az itt kérem sosem volt! – Nevetett a fickó, mintha legalább is arra kérdeztem volna rá, hogy adott-e el néhány ládányi plasztikbombát a terroristáknak.
Elnézve a képét nekem is kedvem szottyant volna egy kis hahotázásra. Még biztos új fiú lehetett itt, elvégre szeptemberben ugyanez a bolt tonnányi Túró Rudit kínált a betévedő vevőknek, ez a szerencsétlen meg itt vihog a saját tudatlanságán. Azért biztos, ami biztos, vettem egy tábla fehér csokit, különben, ha így folytatom, éhen fogok pusztulni.
Ekkor már igencsak morcos voltam, elvégre milyen dolog az, hogy nincsen sehol Túró Rudi?
A harmadik állomás egy keresztutcában volt. Ide jártam régen, amikor még nem volt minden sarkon éjjel-nappali, és most szent esküvéssel fogadtam, hogy ezután csak és kizárólag ezt a boltot fogom preferálni, ha lesz náluk Rudi.
Nos, volt. Volt mindenfajta Túró Rudi; mogyorós, csokis-vaníliás, csak csokis, barackos, epres, málnás, extra krémes és duplán csomagolt… csak éppen pöttyös nem. Sima, natúr, hétköznapi óriáspöttyös.
Ez az én formám, gondoltam. Csalódottan, megtörten, szomorúan és éhesen bandukoltam egészen hazáig, elvégre az olyan jól ismert jelenség már ki tudja hányadszor ismétlődött meg az életemben. Mindig ez van, mindig ugyanez a történet, ugyanilyen végkifejlettel.
Ám mielőtt bementem volna a kapun, váratlanul gondoltam egy merészet, és átmentem a túloldalra, a mozi mellé. Vettem két citromos joghurtot. Abból úgyis olyan sok van ott. Különben meg nincs is semmi bajom a citromos joghurttal, megeszem azt is, ha nincs jobb. És ezen az éjszakán nem volt.
Egyedül csak az eladólány furcsa mosolya lepett meg. Az a vidám, okos, mindentudó mosolya, amit próbált elrejteni, mikor meglátta a kezemben a citromos joghurtokat. Ő tudta. Előbb tudta, mint én. Kell az a raklapnyi citromos joghurt egy hűvös vasárnap éjszakára.

Jaj, de sok mindent kell még megtanulnom ebben az életben…
 
Sztakó Balázs
Szerző a Flag Polgári Műhely tagja

Hozzászólások

lauritreas
2020-05-29 19:55
I'm not sure exactly why but this weblog is loading incredibly slow <br> <br> for me. Is anyone else having this issue or is it a problem on my end?<br> <br> I'll check back later on and see if the problem still exists.<br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> Also visit my blog post: <a href="http://www.roc-office.co.uk/ymail-yahoo-login-and-support/">att yahoo email|att email|att email support|att yahoo mail|ymail support|yahoo mail support|yahoo mail|yahoo mail login|ymail|ymail login|ymail com|yahoomail|yahoomail com|www yahoomail com</a>
pennyborre
2020-05-30 05:39
Fastidious answer back in return of this issue with firm arguments and explaining the whole <br> <br> thing concerning that.<br> <br> <br> <br> Feel free to visit my site: att yahoo email|att email|att email support|att <br> <br> yahoo mail|ymail support|yahoo mail support|yahoo mail|yahoo mail login|ymail|ymail login|ymail com|yahoomail|yahoomail com|www yahoomail com - http://www.wjtaylor.co.uk/ymail-is-an-email-association-offered-by-yahoo/
stacyhagga
2020-05-30 07:39
I used to be suggested this website through my cousin. I am not certain whether or <br> <br> not this post is written by means of him as no one else recognize such unique about my trouble.<br> <br> You're incredible! Thank you!<br> <br> <br> <br> Here is my website: <a href="http://www.roc-office.co.uk/sbcglobal-email-not-taking-a-shot-at-iphone/">Www.sbcglobalnetemail.Net</a>
ireneroque
2020-04-14 13:27
Everyone loves what you guys are usually up too. This type of clever work and coverage!<br> <br> Keep up the good works guys I've included you guys to my personal blogroll.<br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> Check out my website - Gifts for him 2020 - https://ikeeki.com/
laylaashfo
2020-05-26 18:42
Hello there, I found your website by means of Google while searching for a similar topic, your site got here up, it appears to be like great.<br> <br> I've bookmarked it in my google bookmarks.<br> <br> Hi there, just become aware of your blog through Google, and found that it's truly <br> <br> informative. I'm going to be careful for brussels. I will appreciate if you happen to proceed this in future.<br> <br> Lots of people will likely be benefited out of your writing.<br> <br> Cheers!<br> <br> <br> <br> Feel free to visit my page; <a href="https://www.facebook.com/nerdvisionofc/">justice league</a>
2020-05-30 01:04
Excellent post. I was checking constantly this blog and I am impressed!<br> <br> <br> <br> Extremely useful info particularly the last part :) I care for such <br> <br> information much. I was seeking this certain info <br> <br> for a long time. Thank you and good luck.<br> <br> <br> <br> my web site ... dominoqq - http://www.zoonarea.com/stage-simply-by-action-information-with-exactly-how-to-be-able-to-engage-in-poker-on-the-web/
monroeheyn
2020-09-25 10:24
Have you ever considered creating an ebook or <br> <br> guest authoring on other blogs? I have a blog based upon on the same ideas you discuss and would <br> <br> really like to have you share some stories/information. I know my viewers would appreciate your work.<br> <br> <br> <br> If you're even remotely interested, feel free to send me <br> <br> an e mail.<br> <br> <br> <br> my webpage - frisuren online testen - http://braidfrisur.online
hungjustus
2020-04-04 18:54
Greetings! I know this is kind of off topic but <br> <br> I was wondering which blog platform are you using for this site?<br> <br> <br> <br> I'm getting tired of Wordpress because I've had issues with <br> <br> hackers and I'm looking at alternatives for another platform.<br> <br> I would be awesome if you could point <a href="https://blackrockconsultpro.com/contact">Professional hacking services near me</a> in the direction of a good platform.
kira85c623
2020-04-05 11:20
I think this is one of the most significant information for <br> <br> me. And i am glad reading your article. But wanna remark on few general things, The website style <br> <br> is perfect, the articles is really nice : D.<br> <br> Good job, cheers<br> <br> <br> <br> Look at my website ... Buy lsd tabs online - https://bit.ly/2yzbBBb
joleensidn
2020-04-07 08:39
always i used to read smaller posts which also clear their motive, and that is also happening with this piece of writing which I am reading here.<br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> Feel free to visit my web blog; <a href="https://www.7-11.org">เว็บแนะนำหนัง</a>
concepcion
2020-04-07 20:01
I really like your blog.. very nice colors & theme.<br> <br> Did you design this website yourself or did you hire someone <br> <br> to do it for you? Plz respond as I'm looking to create my <br> <br> own blog and would like to know where u got this from.<br> <br> cheers<br> <br> <br> <br> Review my web-site ... pokerclub88 - http://www.pokerclub88.link/
samara82u
2020-05-27 02:03
When someone writes an paragraph he/she retains the image of a user in his/her mind that how a user can understand <br> <br> it. Therefore that's why this post is amazing.<br> <br> Thanks!<br> <br> <br> <br> Here is my web page - Pleksi Masa - https://www.morpleksi.com/pleksi-masa-urunlerimiz-37.html
2020-04-08 18:38
Great information. Lucky me I came across <br> <br> your website by chance (stumbleupon). I've bookmarked it for later!<br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> Look into my homepage - <a href="http://www.pokerclub88.link/">pokerclub88</a>
marshallco
2020-04-09 18:50
Your style is really unique compared to other people I've read stuff from.<br> <br> <br> <br> Thanks for posting when you've got the opportunity, Guess I will <br> <br> just book mark this site.<br> <br> <br> <br> My blog post; <a href="https://famyth.com/buy-instagram-mentions/">buy instagram mentions</a>
2020-04-13 14:38
If you are going for finest contents like I do, only pay a visit this website daily since it presents <br> <br> quality contents, thanks<br> <br> <br> <br> my web-site ... Android News - https://outdroid.com/
marissajon
2020-04-14 05:29
I like the helpful information you provide in your articles.<br> <br> I will bookmark your blog and check again here frequently.<br> <br> I am quite sure I'll learn a lot of new stuff right here!<br> <br> Good luck for the next!<br> <br> <br> <br> Here is my web site - <a href="https://www.mister-pool.de/">aufstellpools</a>
bertiesams
2020-05-25 23:13
What a information of un-ambiguity and preserveness of valuable experience about unpredicted emotions.<br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> my webpage; nerd news - https://www.facebook.com/nerdvisionofc/
juliruiz8
2020-05-27 11:50
I like the valuable info you provide in your articles.<br> <br> <br> <br> I will bookmark your weblog and check again here regularly.<br> <br> I'm quite certain I'll learn lots of new stuff right here!<br> <br> Good luck for the next!<br> <br> <br> <br> my web blog - <a href="https://www.morpleksi.com/pleksi-masa-urunlerimiz-37.html">pleksi masa</a>
skjaisha6
2020-04-14 23:23
If you would like to increase your knowledge just keep <br> <br> visiting this web page and be updated with the hottest news update posted here.<br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> Here is my weblog: <a href="https://www.ponte16.kr">우리카지노</a>
brennaelle
2020-04-14 23:56
Good post but I was wondering if you could write a litte more on this topic?<br> <br> I'd be very thankful if you could elaborate a little bit further.<br> <br> Cheers!<br> <br> <br> <br> My web-site :: <a href="https://www.wkk499.com">온라인카지노사이트</a>
ietjasmin
2020-05-29 11:15
There is definately a great deal to learn about this subject.<br> <br> <br> <br> I really like all the points you have made.<br> <br> <br> <br> Feel free to visit my homepage att yahoo email|att email|att email support|att yahoo mail|ymail support|yahoo mail <br> <br> support|yahoo mail|yahoo mail login|ymail|ymail login|ymail com|yahoomail|yahoomail com|www yahoomail com - http://www.roc-office.co.uk/ymail-yahoo-login-and-support/
kkmwinfred
2020-04-06 05:06
I seriously love your site.. Pleasant colors & theme.<br> <br> Did you develop this amazing site yourself? Please <br> <br> reply back as I'm wanting to create my own personal site <br> <br> and want to learn where you got this from or just what the theme is <br> <br> named. Thanks!<br> <br> <br> <br> Here is my page pokerclub88 - http://www.pokerclub88.link/
lorenev99
2020-04-11 21:37
Do you mind if I quote a few of your posts as long as I provide credit <br> <br> and sources back to your webpage? My blog is in the exact same niche as yours and my <br> <br> visitors would genuinely benefit from a lot of the information you provide here.<br> <br> Please let me know if this ok with you. Many thanks!<br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> my web page - <a href="https://360sonicbrush.net/products/360-sonic-brush">sonic brush nude</a>
2020-04-14 11:18
Appreciating the time and energy you put into your website and detailed information you present.<br> <br> It's nice to come across a blog every once in a while that isn't the same old rehashed material.<br> <br> Wonderful read! I've bookmarked your site and I'm adding your RSS feeds to my Google account.<br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> Take a look at my web page :: virtual office toronto - https://canadavirtualoffice.com
2020-04-13 22:56
An impressive share! I've just forwarded this onto a friend who was doing a little <br> <br> research on this. And he actually bought me dinner because I discovered it for him...<br> <br> <br> <br> lol. So let me reword this.... Thanks for the meal!!<br> <br> But yeah, thanks for spending some time to talk <br> <br> about this subject here on your blog.<br> <br> <br> <br> my web blog ... <a href="https://absolutebod.com/">https://absolutebod.com/</a>
danialhcm
2020-05-25 23:00
Appreciation to my father who informed me on the <br> <br> topic of this web site, this blog is in fact remarkable.<br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> Also visit my web page <a href="http://forextraders.gr/">Forex Synallages</a>
orlandoqsu
2020-05-26 06:28
My partner and I stumbled over here from a different page <br> <br> and thought I might as well check things out.<br> <br> <br> <br> I like what I see so i am just following you. Look forward to checking out your web page repeatedly.<br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> Feel free to surf to my web site :: smart carts - https://www.vapes420shop.com
2020-04-07 20:30
What's up i am kavin, its my first time to commenting anywhere, when i read this piece of writing i thought i could also make comment due to this brilliant post.<br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> Here is my blog post: virtual office toronto - https://canadavirtualoffice.com
gailmendoz
2020-04-08 10:34
Write more, thats all I have to say. Literally, it <br> <br> seems as though you relied on the video to make your point.<br> <br> You clearly know what youre talking about, why throw away your intelligence on just posting videos <br> <br> to your blog when you could be giving us something enlightening <br> <br> to read?<br> <br> <br> <br> Also visit my page - <a href="http://dewapokerku.net/">dewapoker</a>
roxannagre
2020-04-14 08:15
Woah! I'm really loving the template/theme of this blog.<br> <br> It's simple, yet effective. A lot of times it's tough to get that "perfect balance" between usability <br> <br> and visual appearance. I must say you've done a amazing job with this.<br> <br> Also, the blog loads very fast for me on Internet explorer.<br> <br> <br> <br> Superb Blog!<br> <br> <br> <br> Here is my web page Android News - https://outdroid.com/
augustburr
2020-04-14 22:24
Hi there, I read your blogs regularly. Your story-telling style is witty,<br> <br> keep doing what you're doing!<br> <br> <br> <br> Here is my site; <a href="https://issuu.com/ramonroy4">air cargo china to Oman</a>
2020-04-15 13:54
I will right away seize your rss as I can't find your e-mail subscription link or e-newsletter service.<br> <br> Do you have any? Kindly allow me recognize so that <br> <br> I may just subscribe. Thanks.<br> <br> <br> <br> Here is my website :: <a href="https://www.paklot.com/product/sliver-red-magnet-watches-brown-leather/">stainless steel watch woman</a>
kerstinthe
2020-04-14 01:55
Way cool! Some very valid points! I appreciate you penning <br> <br> this write-up and also the rest of the website is extremely good.<br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> Review my blog post: <a href="https://eap.kaspersky.com/user/ramirez">latest tech news</a>
2020-04-14 16:44
It's fantastic that you are getting thoughts from this paragraph as well as from our discussion made here.<br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> Here is my web site; <a href="http://199.188.205.210/">http://199.188.205.210</a>
2020-04-14 00:40
What's up it's me, I am also visiting this web site daily, this website is genuinely good <br> <br> and the people are in fact sharing nice thoughts.<br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> My blog post: Pool selber bauen - https://www.mister-pool.de/
josehankin
2020-04-05 19:41
I am curious to find out what blog system you have been using?<br> <br> <br> <br> I'm experiencing some minor security problems with <br> <br> my latest site and I would like to find something more risk-free.<br> <br> Do you have any recommendations?<br> <br> <br> <br> My web blog :: <a href="https://bit.ly/39ITs0C">playing games</a>
gladisdrb9
2020-04-07 18:53
you're really a just right webmaster. The website loading pace is <br> <br> incredible. It sort of feels that you are doing any distinctive <br> <br> trick. Also, The contents are masterwork. you've done a fantastic <br> <br> process on this subject!<br> <br> <br> <br> my blog post ... <a href="https://bit.ly/2yzbBBb">buy acid tabs California</a>
roxanadial
2020-04-08 01:57
Oh my goodness! Awesome article dude! Thank <br> <br> you so much, However I am going through troubles with your <br> <br> RSS. I don't know why I cannot join it. Is there anybody having identical RSS issues?<br> <br> Anybody who knows the answer can you kindly respond?<br> <br> Thanx!!<br> <br> <br> <br> Feel free to visit my blog pokerclub88 - http://www.pokerclub88.link/
brittanyco
2020-04-08 06:17
Do you have a spam issue on this site; I also am a blogger, and I was wanting to know your situation; many of us have <br> <br> developed some nice practices and we are looking to exchange techniques with <br> <br> others, please shoot me an e-mail if interested.<br> <br> <br> <br> Here is my web page - <a href="https://trippymeds.com/">1p lsd For sale canada</a>
maybellell
2020-04-09 13:34
I was suggested this blog by my cousin. I am <br> <br> not sure whether this post is written by him as <br> <br> nobody else know such detailed about my difficulty.<br> <br> You are incredible! Thanks!<br> <br> <br> <br> Look at my page: http://livedatahk.com/ - http://livedatahk.com/data-hk/
laurene58n
2020-04-08 09:36
When I initially commented I appear to have clicked the -Notify me when new comments are <br> <br> added- checkbox and now whenever a comment is added I <br> <br> recieve 4 emails with the exact same comment. There has to be a way you can remove <br> <br> me from that service? Many thanks!<br> <br> <br> <br> my blog post :: <a href="http://www.totallifechanges.online">Total Life Changes</a>
duanemenzi
2020-04-08 22:33
Thanks in favor Baca Manga God Of Martial Arts <br> <br> 104 - https://isekaiku.xyz/manga-genre/mystery/ sharing such a good thinking, paragraph is good, <br> <br> thats why i have read it fully
rhealeaven
2020-04-09 21:40
Thank you for the good writeup. It in truth was a entertainment account it.<br> <br> Glance advanced to more delivered agreeable from you! However, how could <br> <br> we be in contact?<br> <br> <br> <br> my web site :: <a href="http://livedatahk.com/data-hk/">http://livedatahk.com/</a>
mavisbelgr
2020-04-12 08:26
Hi to every body, it's my first pay a quick visit of this <br> <br> web site; this blog carries amazing and really fine information designed for readers.<br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> Check out my web page: dewapoker - http://31.220.50.84/
alonzocatc
2020-04-12 00:30
Heya i'm for the first time here. I found this board and I find It really useful & it helped me out much.<br> <br> I hope to give something back and help others like you helped me.<br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> Also visit my blog post <a href="https://azlyricssearch.com/shallow-lyrics-lady-gaga-shallow-song-shallow-lyrics-pdf/">Shallow lyrics</a>
margotyik9
2020-04-13 21:10
Awesome things here. I am very satisfied to see your post.<br> <br> Thanks so much and I'm looking forward to contact you. Will you <br> <br> kindly drop me a mail?<br> <br> <br> <br> Also visit my web-site https://Basketballlegends.top - <br> <br> https://basketballlegends.top
2020-04-08 21:15
Hi there! I could have sworn I've visited this web site before but after browsing through some of <br> <br> the articles I realized it's new to me. Anyways, I'm definitely delighted <br> <br> I discovered it and I'll be bookmarking it and checking back regularly!<br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> Check out my website - baca manga dimana - https://isekaiku.xyz/manga/tales-of-demons-and-gods/
madie15q94
2020-04-12 22:45
Good post however I was wanting to know if you could write <br> <br> a litte more on this subject? I'd be very <br> <br> thankful if you could elaborate a little bit more.<br> <br> Cheers!<br> <br> <br> <br> Look into my web page; https://absolutebod.com/ - https://absolutebod.com/
giarosenst
2020-04-13 20:26
Howdy, i read your blog from time to time and i own a <br> <br> similar one and i was just curious if you get <br> <br> a lot of spam comments? If so how do you reduce it, any plugin or anything you can recommend?<br> <br> I get so much lately it's driving me crazy so any support is very much appreciated.<br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> Feel free to surf to my website :: <a href="https://www.mister-pool.de/">Schwimmbecken</a>
2020-04-14 22:11
Hello there, I discovered your blog by the use of Google even as searching for a <br> <br> related topic, your web site got here up, it <br> <br> seems great. I have bookmarked it in my google bookmarks.<br> <br> <br> <br> Hello there, simply turned into aware of your weblog thru Google, and found that it's truly informative.<br> <br> <br> <br> I am gonna be careful for brussels. I will appreciate in case you proceed this in future.<br> <br> A lot of people shall be benefited from your writing.<br> <br> Cheers!<br> <br> <br> <br> Feel free to surf to my web-site - 파워볼예측하기 - <br> <br> https://www.eet889.com

HÍRLEVÉL FELIRATKOZÁS

Mindig naprakészen legfrissebb híreinkből!

Flag gondolja (36) Jobbegyenes (2789) Titkok és talányok (12) Gazdaság (705) Életmód (1) Történelem (18) Vetítő (30) Szépségápolás (15) Rejtőzködő magyarország (168) Alámerült atlantiszom (142) Mozi világ (440) Nézőpont (1) Egészség (50) Mondom a magamét (7549) Politika (1582) Mozaik (83) Kultúra (7) Emberi kapcsolatok (36) Nagyvilág (1310) Sport (729) Heti lámpás (312) Autómánia (61) Gasztronómia (539) Irodalmi kávéház (537) Belföld (11) Tereb (146) Tv fotel (65)
]]>eff]]>
]]>free speech]]>
]]>mti]]>